Sometimes I feel bad for coworkers and family members who see my blog in their feed. Then I remember, you added me, so that’s what happens. If I were straight it would be T&A, so it’s not like being gay has changed my taste level, I’m just a perv.
And perverts get dirty. Very dirty. So we need to wash up:

Pre-sort laundry in two bins: One is for towels, shirts, jeans, etc. Keep another one for socks and undies go. This is especially helpful if, like me, you wait to do laundry until you’re wearing mixed-matched socks and free balling it.(this is also a time-saving tip)

* Dryer Tip: Include a few tennis balls in each dryer cycle. The tennis balls not only cut drying time by 25% – 50%, but also fluff the clothes to a delicate softness, and towels will be especially fluffy.

Fading: Turn dark clothes inside out and wash in the coolest water possible; dry on lowest heat.

Lint: Keep lint off clothes by not washing them with towels, washcloths, dishrags, etc.

Perspiration Stains: Soak the stained shirt in equal parts ammonia and water and add a few tablespoons of liquid dish soap overnight. Then, wash the shirts as usual.

Glitter on Clothing: Spray with aerosol hair spray to make it stay put. Wash separately from other clothes, or at least wash it inside out if you must wash with other articles of clothing.

*(thanks Robbie!)

UPDATE: Thanks to the keen reader who pointed out a few looked-over topics, there are a few additions for really dirty boys and girls HERE.

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  • Anonymous

    what about sequins?

  • http://www.betterby30.com Westopher

    I'd also suggest washing inside out as with glitter – or taking to the dry cleaner.

  • Anonymous

    no crusty stain treatment tips, how to keep elastics on jock straps from getting slack, or how to remove shiny spot from matte leather trousers?

  • http://www.facebook.com/sam.watkins.984 Sam Watkins

    If he’s washing anything other than underwear then there is no God.

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