I’d ride it. Ryan Gosling can put me in the bitch seat anytime. When asked how he’s got so buff he replied, “Steroids. No. I ate a lot and worked out.”
He also sucks down protien shakes. If only real life were more like a gay porn, I’d give him my own special blend of protien shake.
Eating “a lot” will make you gain weight, while eating the right foods can reduce cancer risk and more.
Happy birthday, Ryan! You can now check the “hot bitches 30 and up” box. Welcome to the club!
