Meet Congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois, the new face of government. This hot bitch is working with Men’s Health for the Fit For Life Summer Challenge. At 29, he’s the youngest U.S. Representative at the moment. It was the final year before my 30th birthday that I got myself out of the LA party scene and into the gym, so maybe this dud (typeo but it stays) can turn a new leaf before he hits the big 3-0.
Although his message of fitness is a welcome one, his conservative Baptist bullshit has people getting their panties in a twist. Here’s one of my favorite comments about Aaron:
“The cherry on the pink sundae is the fact that he opposes gay marriage. All those conservative boys who talk the most about family values, being anti-gay, etc., are the ones whose wives walk in on them getting a rimjob from Steve the Intern.”
He proudly proclaims that he works out two hours a day, prompting many to suggest he get a real fucking job — or do more at the office. I disagree. People can prioritize their time however they so choose, since he has no wife or family he probably has plenty of free time to cruise the gym after work hours.
I don’t like to bring politics into stuff, so yah, I’d hit it. Then report the incident over at this little website called Celebuzz. Gotcha! However, I would much prefer to offer myself to the Navy seals who got Osama. Congratulatory orgy at my place.