Yes, I would. Even without a disinfectant shower first! James Franco is channeling some seriously douche-tastic vintage Keven Federline in this pics (while filming his movie ‘Spring Breakers’) and it’s kinda turning me on. Why do we fall for total dick bags?

Take one look at this character and YOU KNOW he’s a loser. Yet we fall for these types of guys — maybe not this exact exaggerated version — because we can’t help ourselves I guess. Right? WRONG

Just stop it!  Here’s something I’ve learned with a little therapy: We not only permit but encourage these guys to treat us like crap. Instead of trying to be cool with everything and getting the guy to like you, call him on his shit. Don’t give him permission to mistreat you — because after the VERY FIRST TIME you let it slide, he knows what he can get away with. It’s the same principle as a child or a dog. They will always test the boundaries and it is YOUR mistake to allow them to cross your personal bullshit threshold. You’re better than that!

*see more pics at Celebuzz

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  • p v paradiso

    James Franco has a super-high fuckability quotient, regardless of what he dons. His younger brother has an even higher one. That said, I think the attraction to that type of tool is an odd one we all suffer from at one time or another….

  • Anonymous

    i would follow the directions on the package: lather, rinse, and repeat. do not swallow.

  • Anonymous

    he looks completely grotesque