Previously, I said only one bitch on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ was giving me a boner. I was wrong, because Chad Ochocino inspired a rager.

To be fair, this is the mental image that was cock blocking me:

Seriously.

This dude cleans up real nice.

Naturally, hot dancer boys hang out at dance studios, so recently I went down to my local atelier. I mean, because dancing is great exercise! I took a class called DanceBreak that had a live DJ — and to my delight — the divine Miss Angela Bassett was dancing her heart out not 3 feet away from me (she was super nice and flashed me her famous smile several times).

Taking a dance class is great exercise, plus there might be an opportunity to meet some hotties or even a celebrity. Though it’s no guarantee — Angela wasn’t there the following week!

p.s. ‘Dancing with the Stars’ premieres tonight.

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  • Cogent Ascending

    OMFG yes.
    Just yes yes yes yes yes.

  • WannabeVirginia W.

    Rager? as in a raging boner? cock blocker? You so need to write a dictionary of your own terms! Much to learn from you my friend. Much!

    This post made me laugh.

    Dancing with the stars is not really floating my boat.

  • http://www.betterby30.com Westopher

    @Cogent – I knew you'd approve!

    …and for the record I don't watch DWTS, rather lust over the contestants!