Previously, I said only one bitch on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ was giving me a boner. I was wrong, because Chad Ochocino inspired a rager.
To be fair, this is the mental image that was cock blocking me:
This dude cleans up real nice.
Naturally, hot dancer boys hang out at dance studios, so recently I went down to my local atelier. I mean, because dancing is great exercise! I took a class called DanceBreak that had a live DJ — and to my delight — the divine Miss Angela Bassett was dancing her heart out not 3 feet away from me (she was super nice and flashed me her famous smile several times).
Taking a dance class is great exercise, plus there might be an opportunity to meet some hotties or even a celebrity. Though it’s no guarantee — Angela wasn’t there the following week!
p.s. ‘Dancing with the Stars’ premieres tonight.
















