It’s no secret I love pussy. The feline variety. Duh. My little babe Chaos, who I affectionately call kitty but in the reality of cat years is 64, had surgery to fix her teef. Here’s a recent picture, below:

She still looks the same, minus three teeth after surgery. She’s 64! I’ve never had a cat that needed dental work before, so of course I feel horribly guilty. But, she’s old. So there’s that. It happens.

I’ve always had a cat, as long as I can remember. I’m pretty sure that’s why I’m gay. But also, they’re great companions. If you don’t have a pet in your life there is something missing IMO. It’s also been proven they have health benefits.

One of my favorite online pastimes is looking at cat pics. And shopping.

That’s besides the point. I don’t really have a checklist when it comes to acceptable qualities in the people I socialize with, but they’ve got to like animals (and specifically cats). Just how it is. Tame my pussy and you win my heart.

I once rejected a potential roommate because kitty didn’t like him. 

If you haven’t realized I’m writing this post super late at night after trying to give my cat medicine, try making sense of this post. What I’m trying to say here is that pets make your life BETTER. Get one! If you have one, take good care. They will love you back, mostly. And they’re way cheaper than kids.

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  • Anonymous

    can i pet your pussy?

  • Barbara

    I hope Chaos feels better soon. Give her squish hugs so she gets better faster. I wonder….do they make kitty dentures?