After a weekend of drinking in the hot California sun at LA Pride, this toon seemed appropriate.
A great many people seem to take health, fitness and diet all too seriously. Lighten up a little!
Before jumping into the festivities, I got my sweat on Saturday morning with a friend (at the gym, pervs!) and then slathered myself with alarmist approved sunscreen. Things kicked off at my pool, I hosted a few friends for sun and sippy. I don’t generally go off the rails with food, only once in awhile do I get a craving for fatty junk crap; I stuck to healthy snacks and Subway sandwiches throughout. Even with a good buzz going, I didn’t have a single puff of a cigarette; marking my last official day as a smoker as 4/21. Almost two full months!
During the festivities, we found a bullhorn that my friends used to catcall hot bitches on the street. Now I’m convinced people will do (almost) anything you tell them to do over a loud speaker. More than a few shirts came off and random people brought us jello shots at our command. It was like our own mini-parade after the fact. Later we snuck into were invited to a VIP rooftop bash that was a hot mess; beautifully bodied boys everywhere with wide eyes bumping into things and tripping over themselves. These events remind me why I am no longer a “party boy.” Embarrassing! You know, for them.
It was important to prove to myself that I could still have fun and keep myself in check at the same time. Rather than be really uptight about it, or not go out at all, I decided to lighten up a little.
p.s. Today’s LOL thanks to Juztick … you should be reading him!
