Madonna’s face work seems to have settled. At first, the online comments were all like, she doesn’t even look like Madonna anymore. At first, I would agree, but now I think she looks exactly like Madonna … from 1990. This is how it’s done right! Even her neck looks smooth.
Some people suggest we should do this thing called “aging gracefully,” but I don’t understand why that can’t include some scheduled maintenance. Nothing is sagging just yet, but I have every intent of looking like a Siamese cat caught in a wind tunnel by the time I’m of the age to be considered a dirty old man. Currently I’m just a dirty slut, which is close, but not quite as creepy.
I’ve already details some of my own minor, uh, corrections HERE
While there’s no desire to radically change any of my features, I have every intent to continue fighting the aging process. Give me the full Madonna!
WOULD YOU HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY? WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?