Weight training is very serious stuff. The Glee guys know what I’m talking about. Look at those very serious yellow weight training skinny jeans!
For real though, unless you’re fucking with props, stay focused at the gym.
This one time, I was getting my pump on at Gold’s in Hollywood and nearly died. Gyms are (quite thankfully) usually full of hotties with bodies, and that day was no exception. While I was doing a bench press, I was sort of distracted by this fine mo’ fo’ passing by. As I turned my head, I turned the weights too, kind of like when you’re driving and you look at something and suddenly you’re in the other lane (oh, sure, like that only happens to me).
Anyways, when I turned, the weights slipped off the left side of the bar. If you’ve ever done a bench press, you know that both sides of the bar have an even amount of weight. I shouldn’t have to explain why, even if you’ve never done a bench press.
As you can imagine, when the weights slipped off one side, the other — now MUCH HEAVIER — side went slamming to the floor, because science. It all happened so fast that the bar bounced back and slapped right on my collar bone because I was still trying to hold it in place. I could have really fucked myself up that day.
Stupid gym hottie!
