Stephen Colbert announced his show will sponsor the U.S. Speedskating team for the 2010 Winter Olympics.
I sort of forget where I was going with this about a week ago when I originally uploaded to these pics (I work ahead) and I’m having a real shit week — not in terms of bad stuff happening to me I’m just in a weird headspace — so I’ll just say that a little laughter makes the day BETTER. Now, if you can combine funny and smart, my dick drips. Make a funny, turn me on. I really am that easy. I’d even do Stephen Colbert! That is, as long as we used a laugh track for background music.
“I used to write things for friends,” Stephen says. “There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.”
