you only pick up hitchhikers if they aren't carrying a bag (concealing weapons), completely nude with the body of adonis (hey, driving long distances gets boring) and a kielbasa that is mouthwatering (for snacking on).
if their hands look like the can commit strangulation erotica…beware!
http://www.betterby30.com Westopher
All valid points, but those criteria nearly fit picking up Jason Russell during his crazy rant. Except for his micro-penis.
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